We’ll admit, we’d be a little hurt if Rob Lowe had posted this, but it’s just Chad Lowe, so we can brush it off pretty easily. We don’t know if he had the honor of being in the celebrity Impeachment Task Force with Alyssa Milano and Tom Arnold, but Lowe has the Resistance chops to tweet the literal three reasons one might support President Trump.

We’re pretty bummed out, too — we were all set to have a Chad Lowe movie marathon after work but this sort of taints it.

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We haven’t written about Chad Lowe since 2013, so we’ve got nothing.