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Florida police department offers to test your meth for coronavirus contamination free of charge

With fears of the coronavirus spreading, the Atlantic Beach Police Department in Florida posted on its Facebook page that it would test your illegal drugs to see if they are contaminated with the coronavirus, and they’d do it for free … just bring your drugs to the police station, and the cops will take it from there.

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WFLA reports:

A Florida police department wants you to know that if you have recently purchased any illegal street drugs, you can bring it to their station to get it tested for coronavirus.

The Atlantic Beach Police Department posted the PSA on their Facebook page last week. The tongue-in-cheek post issues a warning that if you recently bought cocaine, meth, heroin, or any other street drugs in their area, it may be contaminated with coronavirus.

The police department goes on to urge those to bring their drugs to the police department for free testing. If you’re uncomfortable going to the police department, police say they will come to you — in the privacy of your own home!

The tests will be free of charge … although there may be other charges involved.

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