As it turns out, Beto O’Rourke won’t be taking your AR-15s and AK-47s as he promised, but at least the Associated Press is aware enough to know that gun sales spike whenever Democrats start talking about “common sense” gun control, like having “mandatory” buy-backs and banning semi-automatic weapons, which is like all of them.

Black Friday has come and gone, and it looks like a lot of people treated themselves to guns this holiday: