Back in July, President Trump announced he was nominating former press secretary Sean Spicer to the U.S. Naval Academy’s Board of Visitors. “The board reviews the state of morale and discipline at the academy and its curriculum and fiscal affairs,” reports the Associated Press.
You’d think the Navy Times would be a bit more subdued in its coverage, but they just couldn’t pass up the chance to troll the “Dancing with the Stars” alumnus.
— Navy Times (@NavyTimes) December 2, 2019
Ouch. At least the Navy Times reported that Spicer is a Navy reservist and holds a master’s degree from the Naval War College in Rhode Island. Not to mention that he lasted pretty long on “Dancing with the Stars” — maybe he can use that experience to help morale.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Nicely played.
— The Road Hoarier (@msgfromuniverse) December 2, 2019
— Space ‘Dual Swan’ Reserve (@SwandriverKen) December 3, 2019
“For some reason”? You mean that shirt isn’t enough of a reason? 😳
— ian2 (@ianinamerica) December 2, 2019
Are cadets in need of How Not to Dance lessons?
— Nanny McPhee (@NannyZazu) December 2, 2019
Midshipmen and they dance just fab pic.twitter.com/78TdyBL4nu
— Gracie Lou Who (@WhoGracie) December 2, 2019
Will teach Dancing the Lambada in the Littoral Environment: Increasing Survivability and Spiciness!
— spaghettingularity (@spaghettigeddon) December 2, 2019
Advising on wardrobe suggesting colorful pirate blouses obviously. 🙄
— Joe Scutella (@JoeScutella) December 2, 2019
New Naval Academy uniform would be my first guess. Something a little more flashy for the dance floor.
— Robert (@Begizko) December 2, 2019
So now the navy uniform will have ruffled shirts, with puff sleeves? Next they will all be wearing eye patches. 😳
— scbeachcomber (@KenardLevi) December 3, 2019
— Baseball (@baseballminutia) December 2, 2019
Maybe he’s designing their new uniforms.
— Dwayne (@Daunting_1) December 2, 2019
That's gonna be one heck of a new dress uniform for the cadets. pic.twitter.com/S5ZwFvGj9q
— Ann (@Ann123abc456xyz) December 2, 2019
I love that they used that picture!
— Fiona_Hill_Fan (@LisaMikol1969) December 2, 2019
Not gonna lie, that shirt would like really nice with some old school Navy bell bottoms…
— Laura Hawk (@LauraSaysNada) December 2, 2019
I had a pair of purple elephant bell bottoms back in the day that would have made that shirt!
— Lorraine Brown (@labsandy) December 2, 2019
He dances to one Village People song and suddenly thinks he’s an a Admiral… pic.twitter.com/Z5UfMh3AGx
— ExBFF (@exBFF) December 3, 2019
Oh the sailor jokes I’m not gonna make. pic.twitter.com/MvomdjbXMq
— Jason Baum (@jasonbaum) December 2, 2019
It looks like seamen and Sean Spicer are a good mix.
— BorninAngola (@AngolaBornin) December 2, 2019
That’s “Commander Spicer” to whatever ensign wrote this. (Other than that detail, I don’t really care.)
— Clint Brooks (@clintbrooks) December 3, 2019
I thought this was an Onion article 🤦♂️
— Jordan O’Hearn (@JDOhearn_1) December 2, 2019
This headline is golden
— Rookie City Sergeant (@RookieCityCop) December 3, 2019
— Wes (@WesAllenn) December 2, 2019
Great job, social media human. A+ post. Snarky and wonderful.
— Actual Witch (@sailorjenny) December 2, 2019
I can't think of a reason why you're going political and negative. Is this really the image you want to portray?
— Dee Jay Gude (@deejaygude) December 3, 2019
The article itself is plain vanilla. But that headline and accompanying picture . . .
— dpjones61 (@dpjones61) December 3, 2019
The Navy times throwing shade. That seems to tell you something about the current state of affairs.
— Davethemailman (@PostalDave4511) December 3, 2019
For what it’s worth, the board he sits on “reviews the state of morale and discipline at the academy and its curriculum and fiscal affairs,” so we don’t think the dress code will change.
‘The popular vote is bad now’? DWTS judge frustrated Sean Spicer keeps getting voted forward (and you can TASTE the tears) https://t.co/Yet6ESPaBZ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 6, 2019