When Valerie Plame kicked off her congressional campaign with a high-octane video that looked like an action movie trailer, an unbiased blue check journalist with NBC News tweeted, “As a journalist, I keep my political views to myself, but this #ValeriePlame campaign ad is AMAZING.”
Valerie Plame apparently continues to be amazing, going by this profile in the Washington Post. Get a load of this:
Actual line from a @washingtonpost "profile" of Valerie Plame: "She looks astoundingly good, at 56, as if the high-altitude desert air has preserved her skin since the day she arrived here 12 years ago." Not mentioned: Anti-Semitic tweets – https://t.co/tWK9A9ZBsL
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) December 2, 2019
Even Jake Tapper called B.S. on Plame, tweeting a simple, “Holy crap,” in response to one of her tweets, from which she tried to backpedal by claiming she shared a piece claiming “America’s Jews are driving America’s wars” after skimming it without reading the whole thing.
But now she’s reinventing herself by running for Congress, and did we mention she looks astoundingly good for a woman of 56?
Really trying to understand how WaPo could possibly write a whole glowing profile on Plame without mentioning her history of promoting antisemitic content…
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) December 2, 2019
They don’t like mentioning that.
— Bhess (@Bhess) December 2, 2019
— 🎅It's🎄Almost ⛄️Christmas🎁 (@jtLOL) December 2, 2019
"I mean, the chick is still as totally smokin' hot as the griddle upon which she warms her tasty hotcakes…"
— Phil B (@philbony) December 2, 2019
Female version of the deeply intellectual (and profoundly shallow) pant crease observation.
— Michele Schiesser (@MicheleSchiesse) December 2, 2019
Desert air doesn’t preserve your skin, it desiccates it and turns you into a lizard person. Must be something else.
— FartingCows&Airplanes (@yestradamous) December 2, 2019
"The brother doesn't age, God Bless Him” – Linda Sarsour on Farrakhan
Youthful looks obviously overshadow Jew hatred.
— USA Patriot (@USAPatriotRadio) December 2, 2019
Thought we weren’t supposed to comment on looks? Or does that only apply when a Republican is commenting? The rules get fuzzy.
— lori (@lori52993) December 2, 2019
I smell Pulitzer!
My profile of Trump: "He looks astoundingly bad, at 73, as if the humid swamp air has decayed his skin since the day he arrived here 3 years ago."
— Freddie Johnson (@Freddie24495909) December 2, 2019
Journalism is dead at the ComPost.
— MsZuccarello (@CarmiOnTheVerge) December 2, 2019
‘Member being told that her life was in danger cuz her identity was revealed? 🙄
— IronJawedAngel (@AngelJawed) December 2, 2019
It's sillier than casting Lisa Page as a victim. At least so far. Plame was celebrated in Vanity Fair, had a book deal and a hero-movie made about her. "Brutal!"
— NewsBusters (@newsbusters) December 2, 2019
They also forgot to ask her about her GoFundMe campaign to raise $1 billion to buy a controlling interest in Twitter so she could ban President Trump. It had stalled at $89,000 last time we checked.
'Give me a f*cking break'! Who buys Valerie Plame Wilson's BS excuse for anti-Semitic post? https://t.co/uQhZtgvN4D
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 21, 2017