Actor Ron Perlman has been convinced for over a year that Twitchy is staffed by a bunch of Russian bots, so we have nothing to lose by reporting on his wish after Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s “devastating” testimony Wednesday. He’s pretty sure that after President Trump is removed from office, Vice President Pence will follow right after, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi will become president.

Anand Giridharadas is TIME’s editor-at-large:

Perlman’s ready for a woman president:

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