We missed this one yesterday, but we didn’t miss much. We like pumping our own gas, so we’re not really convinced by the vomit emoji. Does the gas station attendant vomit every time he fills up your car in New Jersey? Because that sounds cruel.

Anyway, this is the official Twitter account of New Jersey:

Imagine being free to pump your own gas if you want to.

They only tax pumpkins you’re going to use as decoration; if you’re gonna eat the pumpkin, it’s tax-free. But what if you carve a pumpkin, bake the seeds, and then eat those? Do you itemize?

P.S. We love our New Jersey readers even more than we love pumping our own gas.


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