Jacob Wohl, who we most recently saw hold a press conference in a driveway to break the news that 2020 candidate Elizabeth Warren is a cougar who had a torrid affair with a former Marine (we missed the presser about Kamala Harris having an affair but a guy dressed as a corn cob showed up), is famous for getting his hot scoops from overhearing conversations in hipster coffee shops.
So it was a bit of a surprise to read that Wohl’s father was tweeting from a hipster coffee shop himself.
Just out: MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat! Impeach the Pres.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2019
I am currently in a coffee shop in West Los Angeles watching two young hipsters surreptitiously high 5 each other while reading your Tweet, President Trump.
Even liberals love a great economy in turns out!
— David Wohl (@DavidWohl) October 15, 2019
Jacob Wohl definitely tweets on his father’s account. pic.twitter.com/PsXY94LpCJ
— Caleb SkHull 💀🎃👻 (@CalebJHull) October 15, 2019
"But Daaaaaaad, how will the libs know what's going on in the hipster coffee shops?"
— sharia board 👳🏻♂️👻🎃 (@SirajAHashmi) October 15, 2019
what if jacob wohl IS his father?
— sarah (@sarahbellumd) October 15, 2019
David Wohl should report his phone stolen by a known felon
— Destructive Chemistry (@DestructiveChem) October 15, 2019
I'm really confused on the logistics of this. These two hipsters are secretly high-fiving, and Wohl is watching. Is it under the table? Is it more like a light tap than a hand slap? Are they reading from the same device? How does Wohl know which tweet gets them going?
— 🌙Basphem🌙 (@IndiciaObscure) October 15, 2019
No more questions.
How do you know they were reading this tweet? Are you one of those creepy guys peering over the shoulders of people you have no business being anywhere near.
— Soletrader4u (@Soletrader4u) October 15, 2019
Shut up, boomer. A coffee shop in West Los Angeles. Two young hipsters. Sure, sure. pic.twitter.com/FU6Xq7F409
— Melissa (@MMChionchio) October 15, 2019
You sure this isn't Jacob??
— AliEggs (@EggsAli) October 15, 2019
I couldn't write a better parody tweet if I tried
— ¯_(ツ)_/¯grant (@_gront) October 15, 2019
I actually thought it was a parody tweet.
— Lahari Dunn (@harilaisfunny) October 15, 2019
Jacob give your father his phone back
— Pumpkin Hill Rapper (@DeadlyRave) October 15, 2019
What's with coffee shops and hipsters with this family?
— Lola Whiskey Mouth ⚰️ (@LolaMurder) October 15, 2019
David, let’s be honest here. You’re nowhere near west LA. You’re sitting in a mobile home park in south Orange, stealing wifi from your neighbors because it isn’t password protected.
— Black Cat CHRiZ 🎃👻🍂 (@singwithCB) October 15, 2019
This didn't happen.
— Dracula Lawyer (@XjumauX) October 15, 2019
You and your son love Starbucks, err wait, a hipster coffee shop, but they are always filled with political hipsters, strange. pic.twitter.com/t6QTdoKvgz
— p_Johanna (@p_Johanna) October 15, 2019
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Come on, man! At least TRY to make your story believable!
— AprilFoolsRebel 💙 (@AprilFoolsRebel) October 15, 2019
Shouldn't you be offline and create another ridiculous fake news story with that crazy son you have?
— Melanie M (@Neshomeleh) October 15, 2019
Are you there with Jacob, or do you do intelligence gathering at a totally different hipster coffee shop than your fraud son?
— Dear Mr. President (@DearMrTrump01) October 15, 2019
Greatest tweet ever https://t.co/tJ5QxbHZzl
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 15, 2019
‘Elizabeth Warren … Cougar?’: Journalist live-tweets Jacob Wohl’s groundbreaking press conference https://t.co/n0Xl0obFHU
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) October 3, 2019