It’s been a while since we’ve done a post on “Pallywood” — the independent film industry in which Palestinians stage accidents and injuries sustained at the hands of the IDF. It’s a bit like when these teens kept slapping and kicking an Israeli soldier in hopes he’d lose his temper on camera and they could edit out the relentless taunting later.

Here’s a Palestinian child who says not to worry about him, and we’re only worried about him staying with his father, who decided to let the 5-year-old do all of the talking.

He should be perfectly safe at the police station unless Hamas decides to lob some rockets over while he’s in there.

Our greatest worry for the poor kid is when he leaves the police station and he’s back under the supervision of his father.