Emma Alberici is the chief economics correspondent for ABC (the Australian network, not the American one) and is proposing an idea that would never fly in America, which is another reason the country is more than just OK, despite what the New York Times would try to convince you.

Her idea might have some merit, if, say, there was no such thing as parents or privacy.

She wants your thoughts so she can disagree with all of them.

Lady, give it up.

Um, there’s a difference between teachers and parents … at least here in the States. Parents are supposed to be pesky adults.

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