It’s not news, but NBC News has come up with something pretty clever, although essentially it’s just Twitter with the GUI changed to look like colorful Post-it Notes. They call it “Election Confessions,” and visitors to the site can pick a presidential candidate from a drop-down list and then leave a short “confession.”

Bill de Blasio? “He probably likes deep-dish pizza.” Even better:

Kind of like Beto O’Rourke’s every tweet followed by hundreds of “Beto is a furry” comments.

Bill de Blasio at any height doesn’t matter.