As Twitchy reported earlier, former special counsel Robert Mueller called an 11 a.m. press conference Wednesday to let us all know that he had no intention to indulge House Democrats and their demand that he testify; “The report is my testimony,” he said.

Mueller, for so long almost a folk hero to Democrats, has managed to do what only James Comey managed to do before him — leave both Democrats and Republicans angry with him. He didn’t hand Democrats any evidence of collusion with Russia, but he did dangle a little bait for them, saying, “If we had had confidence that the president had clearly not committed a crime we would have said so.” So guilty until proven innocent?

Katie Pavlich spoke for a lot of us Wednesday:

John Podhoretz published a great piece in The New York Post slamming Mueller’s pointless press conference (and investigation):

Wasn’t this guy tasked with finding out if the Trump campaign had colluded with Russia? His stupid report could have been one page long and put the whole thing to rest.

We’ll give Dennis Miller the final word: