We’re not sure how we feel about stopping to lecture women about fetal alcohol syndrome when they aren’t actually drinking alcohol but just craving it, but hey, we weren’t there; this person was:

OK, that’s weird, but it gets even weirder. Get ready for more lecturing, this time from a blue-check who says she’s taught at more than 100 universities.

Demand libraries next to bars? OK. Or better yet, serve drinks at the library.

This is definitely someone who’s taught at a few universities; bonus points for using the term “pregnant person” and not “pregnant woman” so as not to exclude trans men.


Everyone else hanging around waiting to use the campus printer thought it was brilliant.