March for Our Lives leader and soon-to-be Harvard freshman David Hogg has made it clear he’s using whatever’s left of his 15 minutes of fame to push super-hot takes like, “How many AR-15s did Jesus own?” and Saturday’s tweet is just what we wanted to hear from a young, well-off white male who’s headed to the Ivy League.
Thanks for mansplaining that to us. Or maybe he’s just warming up for class discussions at Harvard, where that’d guarantee an easy “A.”
How are YOU not part of the patriarchy?
— ❌Jane Austen (@janie_austin) May 4, 2019
You are part of the patriarchy.
— SuaSaya (@SuaSayaGames) May 4, 2019
Lol. Are you needing some attention today, little boy?
Do you even know what "patriarchy" means?
Sounds like you have daddy issues.
And we know what the patriarchy thinks of you!
— kerry ⭐⭐⭐ (@K1erry) May 4, 2019
Daddy issues Dave?
— Plympton Fire Chief (@steves90139469) May 4, 2019
— Jon Hoff (@jon__hoff) May 4, 2019
Well don’t you sound like an angry little Caucasian fortune cookie. What else ya got?
— JaVonni Brustow ? (@JaVonniBrustow) May 4, 2019
Angry white fortune cookie, bahaha
— Adam Dyer (@adam1dyer) May 4, 2019
Wow, so risky.
— timothy m. ryan (@strandleper) May 4, 2019
E D G Y
— The Rhodo (@GenDovinBaan) May 4, 2019
The kind where a white guy without the test scores to get into Harvard gets in over other ppl with better test scores? That kind of patriarchy?
— Tronie's Trannys (@TroniesTrannies) May 4, 2019
Your virtue signal is noted. Now give up your spot at Harvard to a more qualified female. We all know you won't.
— Daniel (@ddwalk34) May 4, 2019
I’ll drink to that! pic.twitter.com/RDorw5tIyx
— Libera Mentis (@LibeMent) May 4, 2019
Slow day, heh?
— Bonzai (@bonzaiblog) May 4, 2019
Wow. Never heard that one before. So original.
— ЯK'd Cruz (@RCruz_41) May 4, 2019
Was that the title of your Harvard entrance essay?
— That's Doc Imre (@RebeccaImre) May 4, 2019
Duuuuuude, why are you still even a thing?
— Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) May 4, 2019
Have an original thought, just once. Please.
— BurlyMcChesthair (@EauEmGee) May 4, 2019
— ?Eevee, Dear? (@littledoveeevee) May 4, 2019
— Carltoons (@CarlsAmateurHr) May 4, 2019
SO brave. pic.twitter.com/AaySOqHAq5
— Hi! Im Sabian…It was nice disagreeing with you. (@Sabian187) May 4, 2019
Revolutionary even. What a bold move.
— Floofie (@Floofiekunz) May 4, 2019
— Alex "The Hatman" Baldwin (@TheHat2) May 4, 2019
He’s really looking for a date.
— AJ brown (@mk13mod5_aj) May 4, 2019
I hope she sees this bro
— Buck Turgidson (@Gen__BTurgidson) May 4, 2019
She isnt going to sleep with you bro
— Kaius (@KaiusFlavius) May 4, 2019
Dude, save some chicks for the rest of us
— waveform55 (@aggiejammer08) May 4, 2019
— Kid in the Hall™️ (@Eradicator_NYC) May 4, 2019
Go follow @jordanbpeterson and we'll see you back in a couple months… don't worry we'll accept your apology.
— Darbo (@darboblairasas) May 4, 2019
So uhh, who's gonna tell him? pic.twitter.com/zDCbUTT6Je
— Jet Targaryen (@dragonsjet) May 4, 2019
I can’t like this tweet any harder!!!
— Calm Stone (@LoraWoo58034048) May 4, 2019
Hey @Twitter why is this guy a verified user? No meaningful content whatsoever.
— Jon Heaver (@JonHeaver) May 4, 2019
Yes but Joe Biden is what we need right now for four years
— Dennis (@DennisMNews) May 4, 2019
MSNBC political analyst comes to defense of ‘rising college freshman’ David Hogg after schooling from Sean Parnell, ratio party ensues https://t.co/4se3mtUSyn
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 24, 2019