The jerk store called …

As Twitchy reported earlier Thursday, President Trump was so impressed by a video of Joe Biden groping Joe Biden and sniffing his hair while he was explaining his “tactile” approach that he retweeted it, adding “WELCOME BACK JOE!”

It took Biden a few hours, but he finally came up with that “clapback” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is supposedly so good at she teaches other members of Congress how to do it:

First, we wouldn’t take jabs at being “on the job and presidential” when your boss was taking time out to play with a selfie stick for BuzzFeed or sit for an interview with a YouTube star who wears green lipstick and bathes in milk and cereal or “slow jam the news” on late night TV.

Second, we can’t argue with either of these replies.

True.

A smart Democrat, you say …

Is this election going to be played out on Twitter before the primary debates even happen?


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