We make fun of Jim Acosta and his “Dear Diary” tweets, but the master of the “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey” post is former FBI director James Comey, who on Sunday posted a photo of tall trees captioned, “So many questions.”
That one got some great responses, but so did this post from Saturday on the benefits of geologic time:
Geologic time offers useful perspective. pic.twitter.com/tbnjjbt8rE
— James Comey (@Comey) March 23, 2019
Speaking of doing time …
You're so in love with yourself. Please keep these coming, Comey. These are hilarious.
— Victoria Taft (@VictoriaTaft) March 25, 2019
Geologic time offers useful perspective when caught between a rock and a hard place.
— happy thoughts (@Rosstaman) March 25, 2019
Since I've seen you so often talk about doing the right thing for your country: Voluntarily come clean. Expose EVERYTHING. Expose players who've managed to divide America with this hoax for two years.
If you care, put America before self-preservation.https://t.co/iLR5EDK4NP
— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) March 25, 2019
Peering over the edge of the abyss puts things in perspective, also.
— Hugh Janus?? (@clusterfutz) March 25, 2019
Can't get that view from behind bars
— Jeff Cox??#WeThePeople (@JeffCox03994882) March 25, 2019
Ponder that as you are doing time.
sham investigation of Clinton, false affidavit to FISA court, attempted coup on elected US President using fake dossier paid for by HRC and DNC to foreign agent & from Putin/Russia, criminal leaks. Your time will seem geolgic #Treason
— Paul Revered (@paulrevered1776) March 25, 2019
He is contemplating what to check off on his bucket list before heading to Prison.
— ✞?♥️TrumpGirlOnFire (@LaunaSallai) March 25, 2019
This guy brought shame, on the FBI, from the top down! A Bureau, that should have never, ever, been involved in things such as this! Shame on him! Just because he is so tall, he thinks he is above reproach, above the law, above a President. Ego/Pride at the worst!
— Joanna DeMore (@jojojubee) March 25, 2019
I hear ya, @comey. I always go to the ocean and stare at the waves when I feel bad about being a traitor to my country, getting fired from the FBI, covering up for Hillary Clinton, trying to start a coup d'etat and leaking confidential info to the press. Stuff like that bugs me.
— Wiretapped Patriot❌ (@T64Pamela) March 23, 2019
You won't see any collusion from up there either, James.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 24, 2019
Actually … Steel bars offers true perspective
— Catturd (@catturd2) March 24, 2019
Solitary at GTMO would offer a slightly different perspective. Time to reflect.
— Let’s Roll (@Zealandian) March 24, 2019
Yep. Your 20 year sentence won’t seem as long that way. pic.twitter.com/iepnRhGXL5
— Land of the Free (@trustrestored) March 24, 2019
Yes it does. And it may be possible that one million years from now, people will look back at this time in history and think that you weren’t such an awful and corrupt FBI Director.
— Sheila (@SheilaW8416) March 25, 2019
2017-2019 is all your fault. At some point you have to own it
— Mikaela Skye (@MikaelaSkyeSays) March 23, 2019
Poor old James leaked so much, he’s filled an ocean!
— ??Mike’s opinion?? (@mike4882_h) March 24, 2019
The tide has turned.
— BrunoBarking (@Bruno062418) March 24, 2019
Zero self awareness
— Steph (@steph93065) March 23, 2019
Glad you’re unbothered champ
— Lev Novak (@LevNovak) March 24, 2019
Translation: I better enjoy my last days of freedom
— Joe (@Joe431990) March 23, 2019
hard time will facilitate the much needed reckoning
— Lenten Toad (@ToadonaWire) March 25, 2019
It takes hitting the bottom to start enjoying an otherwise simple yet fulfilling life. Think of the mentoring you can do for fellow inmates. Good start Jim!
— gottahaveFaith?? (@phaithnomore) March 25, 2019
Hope it was all worth it.
— JustAGuy?????? (@JustAGuy31118) March 25, 2019
It's time for you to get further out in the airwaves. You need to tell us *everything* you know.
— Hannah (@Hannahgrant1787) March 25, 2019
Rather than resorting to zen like mantras, ‘I’m sorry’ might be more appropriate at this juncture, Jim.
— TheDregsofSociety (@FromMars5) March 25, 2019
I just want to know who’s taking these pics and imagine how silly you must look arriving at the scene, deciding where to shoot, handing the camera off and posing with the intent of trying to come off profound. ? ? ?
— Michael McGruther (@WriterMcG) March 24, 2019
This goober ran the FBI.
— Tom Karren (@tomkarren) March 25, 2019
MUST READ thread from Kimberley Strassel on the Mueller report and the FBI; BONUS: Lindsey Graham responds to James Comey's tree tweet https://t.co/M59pAFzUC1
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 25, 2019