Reuters is reporting that British Prime Minister Theresa May on Wednesday morning asked the European Union to allow Britain to delay its departure date by three months to June 30.

You guys had a referendum, remember? I was a while ago, so maybe not.

Yes, a journalist faces a two-year prison stint for the hate crime of “misgendering” someone on air, and Britain’s going to solve its knife-violence problem by adding a GPS tracker to every knife sold in the U.K. What the hell is going on over there?