Last week was all about Beto O’Rourke, between his celebrity write-up and photo shoot for Vanity Fair and, oh, his announcement that yes, he was going to run for president in 2020 — he was born to do it.

So while we had a lot of fun at his expense, TheBlaze has a great fill-in-the-blank game going that anyone can play. It’s simple: “I’m Beto O’Rourke and I will …?”

Oh man, that could happen.

Why are you all so obsessed with her personal life!

So far, the top-trending answers seem to be “implode” or be working for CNN.