As you probably remember, comedian Kevin Hart was set to host the Academy Awards this month, but he stepped down after years-old “homophobic” jokes suddenly “surfaced” on his Twitter timeline.
The Academy fretted. Should it find a new host? Have several hosts? Cancel the whole stupid ceremony? (OK, we made up that last one, but it seemed a plausible alternative.)
The Motion Picture Academy seems to have been doing fine with no ratings, so why not go with no host?
BREAKING: The 2019 Academy Awards ceremony will have no host for the first time in three decades. https://t.co/bM1kjCUTdI
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) February 5, 2019
No real Best Picture either. https://t.co/H05TGnLLUd
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 5, 2019
They also have no films worth watching.
— Nathan Chambers (@NathanLC78) February 5, 2019
ROFL, couldn't find anyone 'holy' enough
— HakimRamalla (@HacimMb) February 5, 2019
— Jeff Coggins (@jeffcoggins) February 5, 2019
I wish there were no official Acadamy Awards
— Thomas (@tyarborough61) February 5, 2019
— ?? DJ-KIMchi ?? (@djjkim) February 5, 2019
Good. Relief from bad awkward jokes.
— SkyTri (@skytri) February 5, 2019
Good, stopped watching once it became political. Entertainment is just that, I don't need a lecture. Same with sports.
— Very Bad Sheep (@verybadsheep) February 5, 2019
— ?SandSunSwimSurf??♀️ (@SandSunSurfSwim) February 5, 2019
— Mickey (@MickeyAddyson1) February 5, 2019
Won’t be watching
— emily estes (@butterfly4u4eva) February 5, 2019
— Jenisa Thompson (@JenisaThompson) February 5, 2019
This isn't breaking news? they announced this like 2 weeks back.
— Reign (@Reign44410837) February 5, 2019
Oscars: Kato Kaelin is your man for 2019.
— Charles D. Jago (@JagoCharles) February 5, 2019
Just when we thought the Super Bowl half time show was going to be the most boring thing to watch in 2019. We get SOTU and a host-less Oscars.
— Gavin’s Libido (@TimesUpGavin) February 5, 2019
Who else thinks this is going to be a disaster?
— Lesley Smith (@Meribel123) February 5, 2019
— Nate (@grumpyjunglist) February 5, 2019
Probably won’t be the last time
— Rick (@TrickyRickDaddy) February 5, 2019
I assure you, I won’t notice.
— Garrick, the Ard-Rí na hÉireann (Probationary) (@Boydesian) February 5, 2019
Hand them out at an In N Out Drive Thru
— WJG (@WJGCapeCod) February 5, 2019
Wow I don’t know if I can sleep tonight ! ? Please !!!
— Elizabeth Carver ❤️ (@ElizabethMTHC) February 5, 2019
So have y'all blamed the patriarchy yet?
— Dont drink NITea (@Y4LYFE) February 5, 2019
Does anyone still watch the Mutual Admiration Society spewing their ignorant hate while trying to deflect attention away from their rampant and supported rape culture?
— TheGumption (@TGumption) February 5, 2019
— Heatforce (@HeatForce) February 5, 2019
Hollywood has become so judgmental that no celebrity can be found that meets their virtue-signalling standards.
— Dave Kleikamp (@ShaggyKC) February 5, 2019
The SJWs can find fault with anyone who might apply for the job.
— Milo Stone (@GooberGabbing) February 5, 2019
Congrats Libs. You played yourself.
— Justin ??❌ (@2A_Jay) February 5, 2019
This is a microcosm of a liberal world. Destroy everything.
— TheKipper (@MeechonMeech) February 5, 2019
No one watching either
— cheyanna jaffke (@ProfessorJaffke) February 5, 2019
Now just need to work on:
• No audience
• No ceremony
• No awards
— dancaid (@dancaid) February 5, 2019
'Who got screwed'? Jerry Seinfeld absolutely nails Oscars' Kevin Hart mistake https://t.co/8Pijka384P
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 13, 2018