It seems like everyone is publishing a book or starting a podcast, and the Krassenstein brothers are no exception. They’ve already published the book: a children’s book called “How The People Trumped Ronald Plump” and featuring on the last page a buff version of Robert Mueller dressed like a Chippendale’s dancer:
Yes, I am turned on by the hot Robert Mueller in the new Krassenstein anti-Trump children’s book.
No, I am not ashamed by this. pic.twitter.com/0owNYyC40Z
— micah ? (@themicahhall) August 25, 2018
And now there’s a podcast: “The KrassenCast: Defending What’s Left.” We don’t expect Twitchy readers to sit through it, but you really ought to sample just the first 30 seconds of the premiere episode:
The first episode of the Krassenstein podcast opens exactly like you'd expect it to open. pic.twitter.com/BikDqOJ30F
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019
With the twin brothers reminiscing about the cuddling time spent inside their mother’s womb?
Here's a pitched down version where they sound normal. pic.twitter.com/qkjqjpwU4E
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019
“Normal.”
This is 100% unedited and real.
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019
Direct quote from one of them (again, no clue which one is talking at any given moment) later in the episode: "If you want to imagine us tweeting from the bathroom, that's your prerogative. I prefer to read about sports."
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019
— Ed Burmila (@gin_and_tacos) January 29, 2019
podcasts are dead after this. this is the highest achievement in their form
— Le Tigre cover band with 3 of my uncles (@ByYourLogic) January 29, 2019
Recommended
Couldn't disagree more. I'm launching a new podcast called Cuddling Time
— Connor Wroe Southard (@ConnorSouthard) January 29, 2019
Don’t make me end up unironically liking the Krassensteins, im already 30% there
— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) January 29, 2019
I, for one, DO count the cuddling time
— Jesse Sharratt (@JesseSharratt) January 29, 2019
Actually I did not expect them to go prenatal that quickly.
— Aryeh Cohen-Wade (@AryehCW) January 29, 2019
…..cuddling time in their mother’s womb
— Jim (@GABrownsGuy) January 29, 2019
two muscular babies cuddling
— luke (@LakeEffectBro) January 29, 2019
Born to take down the big orange man
— Jim (@GABrownsGuy) January 29, 2019
how can one be on this much test and still have the voice of a 13 year old
— Eyes Everywhere (@EyesEverywhere) January 29, 2019
come the fuck on now i have to go listen to it and make sure this isnt a joke version
— Gorfeild (@vrunt) January 29, 2019
update: jesus christ
— Gorfeild (@vrunt) January 29, 2019
yeah they really sound like that
— chris person (@Papapishu) January 29, 2019
cuddlenstein brothers
— tomb raider ginsburg (@ZaaackKoootzer) January 29, 2019
— mark-ass busta ?? (@threepunchstuff) January 29, 2019
I’d love to hear more about that cuddling time in the womb
— Shane (@shandrick) January 29, 2019
I guess they didn't get enough cuddling time. In the womb.
— secret pudding (@ShillelaghMail) January 29, 2019
I refuse to believe they are real people.
— Ordoliberal (@0rdoLiberalism) January 29, 2019
THIS IS NOT NORMAL!
— bombo (@bombation) January 29, 2019
Not gonna lie, I was expecting them to try to shill something in the first half-minute
— Davos Beckons (@IcecreamGenius) January 29, 2019
Not true. I didn't hear a single advertisement for a high yield investment program or other scam.
— Max Costa (@TheHilariousMax) January 29, 2019
Personally I was expecting back to back ads for 15 minutes so this is an improvement.
— Will Rayner (@WillRayner__) January 29, 2019
I prefer ads
— Andrew (@andrewsmclean) January 29, 2019
You deserve the ratio you're about to get, Stefan
— Super Smashville Bros. (@ethanwilliams) January 29, 2019
I don't want this. This does not spark joy.
Thank you!
— KorGhee (@KorGhee) January 29, 2019
i can't tell if it's real and im disturbed
— alex (@whodve) January 29, 2019
i honestly would never have imagined in my wildest dreams that someone could still say "orange man donald trump" non-ironically
— Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv) January 29, 2019
Did orange man Donald trump in office resign in the next ten minutes?
— peters posts (@petermanges) January 29, 2019
love to buy fruits and citrus from my local orangeman
— naveyard (@naveymc) January 29, 2019
trump is finished
— stop checking the tl every five minutes 2019 (@logandefreitas) January 29, 2019
Their Patreon just asks for hugs.
— Brian Clay (@bclay011) January 29, 2019
This is beautiful and pure
— Rumple Foreskin (@Lavar_Ballsack) January 29, 2019
I wish they would just learn to code
— ❌ Nick ❌ (@TinfoilhatNick) January 29, 2019
Do we think they were wearing shirts when they recorded this?
— Michael VanDam (@mjvandam) January 29, 2019
No shirts were worn during the recording. This is Florida. It's 75 degrees out. Why would we wear shirts?
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) January 29, 2019
Were they wearing white collars and ties like their hero?
We’d really like to hear Brian Stelter as a guest so they all sound like they’re inhaling helium.
Related:
Squeaky voice Brian Stelter is back, this time discussing Fox News and climate change https://t.co/81zixYlujd
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 27, 2018
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