2020 long-shot Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand announced her intentions to run for president on “The Late Show,” while the much more viable Beto O’Rourke is being coy and keeping a blog of his solo road trip. Who else has announced? Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, Julian Castro, and maybe some others have announced as well and we missed it. Still waiting on John Kasich, Jay Inslee, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and a bunch more.

We seem to be getting a lot of “soft launches,” but Comfortably Smug is here to remind Democrats what a campaign launch is supposed to look like, damn it.

Remember, Hillary called it her “Scooby van?” Good times.

Or …

We really want to see Joe Biden skydive into the Democratic National Convention or something.