You very well might have just finished watching President Trump’s speech on border security (in which he did not declare a national emergency, so calm down), but you might have tuned out when Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi came on to give the joint rebuttal on which they insisted.

If you did miss it, most of Twitter seems to agree they looked like the painting, “American Gothic.”


What is Schumer scowling about?

We’d tell Pelosi to blink if she’s in trouble, but we’re not sure she can blink.

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Sorry; we sincerely forgot all about this guy: