You might remember Nation-contributor Sean McElwee — he’s the guy who called the sharp drop in the stock market on Christmas Eve “a Christmas present to all of us” for the sole reason that rich people were losing “a s**tload of money.”

Never mind the millions of not-rich people whose pensions and retirement accounts are heavily invested in the stock market — it’s worth it to see the rich get theirs. (For our late Christmas present, we’ll happily take the Dow’s more than 1,000-point surge Wednesday.)

But on Christmas Day, McElwee had another Christmas analogy for us:

Um, what?