We’re so old we remember the heady days when we were having a good laugh at the #SlatePitches hashtag, seeing as the website would publish just about anything.

But things have gotten serious, with the union representing writers and editors at Slate voting overwhelmingly in favor of a strike as the union works to negotiate a new contract with management. (By all means, the writer who took a dump on George H.W. Bush’s service dog for guarding his master’s casket deserves way more money.)

In any case, you can’t a strike without a good chant, and The Morning Spew is here to help:

Jon Gabriel was on a roll.

Hey, that’s pretty good.

“Alexa, give me the worst possible take on service dogs.”