Like they say, it’s an honor just to have been nominated, but we still have to post this screen capture from celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti’s website from the day he was arrested on charges of domestic abuse:

Why? Because it looks like Avenatti’s been beaten — by “Black Panther” actor Michael B. Jordan — in Vogue’s vote for the sexiest Michael of 2018.  But Kassy Dillon caught it:

Alleged punch.

Alleged woman beaters.

That choice to drop out of the 2020 race this early is looking better and better each day.