Texas was warned: if you strike Beto O’Rourke down in the midterms, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Newsweek is covering his blog posts as if he were president in an alternate America; the Washington Post’s two “conservative” columnists, Max Boot and Jennifer Rubin, are urging him to “study up, travel and show he can pass the commander in chief test.”
The best part of The Hill’s tweet about Beto O’Rourke is the typo: “Beto O’Rourke is fireball.”
— The Hill (@thehill) December 10, 2018
Sounds like movie trailer guy needs to read this headline. “BETO O’ROURKE IS……FIREBALL!!!!”
— Captain Caveman (@BenHardee) December 10, 2018
A fireball? The fireball? A superhero named Fireball? What kind of Tarzan headline is this? https://t.co/l9htzAxIvI
— JayBird (@Jimmy_McJohn) December 10, 2018
He should choose Booker as his running mate. Then they can be "Fireball and Spartacus."
— Paul A Marketos (@PaulAMarketos) December 11, 2018
More like a flash in the pan!
— FilterNotIncluded (@FIncluded) December 11, 2018
More like a dumpster fire
— LawDawg (@LawDawg1911a1) December 11, 2018
He already flamed out.
— JWF (@JammieWF) December 10, 2018
He is absolutely on fire in the pic. A real fireball.
— Kevin Armstrong (@kevinaa1970) December 11, 2018
Yes, like a meteor before it disintegrates.
— Weezy1 (@threewireman) December 10, 2018
He’s a hemorrhoid.
— Infinite Bastard (@InfiniteBastard) December 11, 2018
Fireball… Is that what he was drinking during his DUI and subsequent attempt to flee the scene? pic.twitter.com/qgmzjJYOke
— Battle Born Talk (@BattleBornTalk) December 11, 2018
Fireball, vodka, whatever you put in front of him before he heads for the car.
— WLF (@B_relieF) December 10, 2018
Thinking of O’Rourke as Fireball Whiskey is a great analogy. Very popular among young people, message is palatable/goes down smooth BUT the older/wiser you get the hangovers get worse and you gag just hearing someone mention it.
— Echo for Mayor (@Echo4Mayor) December 10, 2018
Cheap whiskey with candy flavors added. Actually an impressive definition.
— Wittorical (@Wittorical) December 10, 2018
Fireball? More like a Swedish Fish. Initial excitement followed by immediate regret.
— not4turning (@not4turning) December 10, 2018
Beto O'Rourke is a goofball, but not all Dems are sold. @TheOnion
— NPOB Sports ETC (@_NPOB) December 10, 2018
Fireball? Try Soy Boy.
— Francis (@whw57) December 10, 2018
Beto = cough medicine
— Joe Leamon (@Joseph_Leamon) December 10, 2018
Beto is just another Obama. I'm surprised so many Texans supported this empty chair.
— Walter Radecki (@Walt395) December 10, 2018
He’s a flashy and dynamic quarterback surrounded by a team of really old and tired ideas that can’t pull their weight anymore. If Democrats want him for another losing attempt at a title, they will end the season in disappointment again.
— Matt Snavely (@mattsnavely) December 10, 2018
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you the current state of “journalism.” ?
— Live Free (@death_libertyor) December 10, 2018
All that #carpetbagger money didn’t help him, so now they are having buyers remorse.
— REDEYE (@redeye80) December 10, 2018
Why not??? He's sooo dreamy!!!
— Mr. Fezziwig (@ThurstonDana) December 10, 2018
Check the polls: the Democrats are still hung up on Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. Is Biden a fireball?
'Such a joke'! This Beto O'Rourke scoop 'should tell you everything you need to know' about him https://t.co/YBFe2lzXj3
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 10, 2018