In case anyone had thought the Colin Kaepernick kerfuffle had blown over, Nike reignited it in a big way in September by making Kaepernick the face of its, “Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything” campaign, which instantly launched a million memes.

And yes, the @KapWatch Twitter account is still going strong, marking each day Kaepernick “has been denied work in the NFL.” We’re up to 645 days:

Slate thinks that’s a problem, as NFL coaches have given no good reason not to sign Kaepernick.

That’s funny, because it only took Twitter users a matter of seconds to come up with reasons not to sign Kaepernick.

Slate doesn’t have to explain its hiring decisions to anyone.