You’re well aware that critics of Senate Majority Leader “Cocaine” Mitch McConnell call him a turtle constantly, and the more creative ones Photoshop his head on a turtle’s body when they have the time. Heck, even supporters think the guy’s a little turtle-like, so some savvy tweeters put two and two together when this tweet from People from last December resurfaced and started making the rounds:

A sea turtle busted with $53 million worth of cocaine?

Oh, yeah, the one that started the craze of banning plastic straws? Maybe there is more to that story.