We’re used to flyover country being slandered by lefty journalists, and the suburbs have taken their share of abuse, too. But on Friday, Vox energy politics blogger David Roberts made it perfectly clear how he feels about suburbanites.

His Twitter bio says he’s from Tennessee but now lives in Seattle, which explains a lot.

Don’t hold back, David … tells us how you really feel. Let it out.

So the migrant caravan should just keep marching until it reaches the promised land of Seattle, which offers plenty of vegan cafés, bicycle lanes, and overpriced apartments? Imagine the horror if suburbanites opened their homes to the refugees and got them hooked on cars?

Yeah, remember that Twitter poll on whether white people had a positive or negative effect on America? Same guy.

Lord help us, he’s not done. But we are.

Let’s not.


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