CNN’s Chris Cillizza on Monday decided to tackle Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test results, and he came up with a list of five things we all learned. (Spoiler: The first two are both, “She’s running in 2020” — big shocker there.)

So, what did we all learn from today’s political dumpster fire?

We like the Daily Wire’s Ryan Saavedra’s list better anyway, so here it is:

Well said.

The mainstream media sure tried to help her with the spin, with so many agreeing to report that the test provided “strong evidence” that Warren had Native American ancestry — they probably took that from the press release she sent them.