If reporters just, you know, reported, then the news today would be that first lady Melania Trump’s parents are now officially United States citizens.

Of course, most news outlets can’t overlook the fact that President Trump has tweeted about ending chain migration — and they’re not wrong.

But it does help to have the first lady sponsor you, no doubt.

To be honest, “chain migration” is among the least of our concerns when it comes to immigration — deal with illegal immigration first. And believe us — you won’t hear a report about the first lady’s parents today without those two words in it.

Yeah, he kind of did. Often. But …

Well, it’s two more Trump voters, so they can’t be happy about that.

In any case, we’re glad to have the first lady’s parents join us as U.S. citizens … welcome and congratulations.


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