OK, it’s Slate, and Slate’s gonna Slate. But who knew that Slate had a parenting advice column that was on hand to tackle tough questions like this one:

We’re on it, thanks!

Everyone should know by now that if you need parenting advice, you should just ask Twitter. Check out these gems:

You mean you shouldn’t rip the hat off her head and throw a drink in her face? Interesting.


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