The U.K. Daily Star posted this tweet Monday — now it’s Thursday and we’re still seeing it clogging up our Twitter feeds. It’s racked up nearly 5,000 replies, but there can be only one correct answer.

Yeah, we’re not at all tempted to click over to the article, but we don’t have to, because Instapundit has the answer:

Instapundit wins, no contest, but here are a couple of runners-up. First, with nearly 3,000 likes:

Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comment section.