We’re not trying to dunk on POLITICO’s Burgess Everett for reporting what he sees going on in Congress, but there’s just something about this following tweet that sounds either really poetic or really sinister — we’re not sure which.
CIA Director Gina Haspel,
donning dark shades, just went into McConnell’s Office
— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) June 26, 2018
Oh my! That's unusual. https://t.co/sforVw5wlV
— Mitch Rapp (@shadowfax_82) June 26, 2018
Excellent reporting. https://t.co/djPExGawkR
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 26, 2018
Journalism on a sunny day in Washington https://t.co/NloWXWHOeB
— Derek Dye (@voterdye) June 26, 2018
Wow. A woman is wearing sunglasses during the summer?
Keep us posted, k? https://t.co/ZrhLLvSzFP
— Joe (@JoeFL65) June 26, 2018
Is this a poem?
— Ben Pershing (@benpershing) June 26, 2018
I look forward to the second stanza of this poem
— Kate Elizabeth Queram (@katequeram) June 26, 2018
Gina Haspel is donning shades,
Into McConnell's office she strode with purpose,
An axe to grimly grind…
— #GreatAwakening #LightWarrior #PatriotsFight🎆🇺🇸 (@DreamwalkerWC) June 26, 2018
— shAwn ☘️ (@shAwneee514) June 26, 2018
Or was the "donning dark shades" thing supposed to make this sound nefarious?
— Diaz (@Dirty_Diaz1965) June 26, 2018
— Patrick (@PMC713) June 26, 2018
Fun Fact: If I was in the CIA, I would never not “don dark shades”. What the hell else are spies supposed to wear? https://t.co/JKRX7xqmyD
— Sagacious Scamp (@sagacious_scamp) June 26, 2018
Maybe McConnell and Haspel are just going to dunk on Merrick Garland even harder than McConnell did this morning.
Damn. They're really gonna waterboard Merrick Garland to celebrate https://t.co/TGZPIWwtec
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 26, 2018
JOURNALISM: White House reporters keeping tabs on sinkhole, clouds, bag of wet socks https://t.co/LqntX2r9yH
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 22, 2018