President Donald Trump is taking a lot of heat lately — well, always — over recent public statements and tweets. Last weekend at a rally he went after the “sons of bitches” in the NFL who refuse to stand for the anthem, and on Saturday morning he blasted the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico for politicizing the government’s relief effort.

That got Vanity Fair contributing editor Kurt Eichenwald thinking: is there anyone President Trump wouldn’t criticize?

Wow, Mike Huckabee’s got competition for the title of worst Twitter comedian (men’s division, of course — Chelsea Handler’s got the women’s division wrapped up).

Hey, he had a perfectly good excuse for having that browser tab open to tentacle porn.

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