When we’ve recently checked in on Teen Vogue columnist Lauren Duca, she’s been tweeting about her fantasies of biting off penises and finally murdering a man over “anywhere from 3 to 7 million micro-aggressions.” She also advises strongly against dating anyone who isn’t a feminist.

So how does a progressive feminist feel about Anthony Weiner being sentenced to 21 months in federal prison for sexting with a teen girl? She has mixed feelings, of course.

Seeing Weiner’s pasty face stuffed into a tissue while his sentence was read was satisfying, but is he really a feminist? His downfall was “absurdly damaging to progressivism”? Um, where to start?

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