We’re so old we remember hearing reports of Post-Election/Selection Trauma (PEST) when George W. Bush defeated Al Gore way back when, so it’s not as if Washington Post opinion writer Dana Milbank was onto something new last week when he unveiled THUD, or Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder, in a piece headlined, “President Trump is killing me. Really.”
I think I am not the only one newly diagnosed with Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder. https://t.co/A92cS6PAhH
— Dana Milbank (@Milbank) September 16, 2017
Milbank writes that his editor, too, “has been newly warned by his doctor that his blood pressure has become borderline.” Milbank also reports feelings of “fatigue, headaches, poor sleep, even some occasional chest pain” — none of which can be explained other than by a case of THUD. It’s a joke, kind of — the kind that’s not funny.
Speaking of fatigue … this whole act is getting really tiresome.
Wow! 1st person in the history of the world with high blood pressure. Must be Trump.
A king-sized moron at
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) September 18, 2017
No, you're just a sissy.
Man up, Nancy. https://t.co/VNWXgDFPlE
— BlueReaganite (@ThinBlueLR) September 18, 2017
The scientific name for it is crybaby disorder. https://t.co/lNEsZhBDNL
— Helmet (@other47percent) September 18, 2017
I think it's actually called Trump Derangement Syndrome https://t.co/yHeBZHIAbk
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) September 16, 2017
Blue Checkmark Hysteria Syndrome https://t.co/y7ygbxCK4h
— WhiteHousePressCorps (@whpresscorps) September 18, 2017
Nah, Its called Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder, & you beta boy T.A.R.D.s are a dime a dozen. https://t.co/eNu7c6xR7f
— Seamonkey Org (@Seamonkeysghost) September 17, 2017
I'm positive you are not the only poor, sad, beta-male op-ed writer moping around with greasy pizza fingers and hypertension. https://t.co/bl6SAVXefK
— CAM (@yung_foxnews) September 18, 2017
More likely to be your childish lack of any sense of proportion or perspective and various maladaptive physiologic coping mechanisms. https://t.co/inydtPPBaN
— Caleb David Roberts (@CanoedadCDR) September 18, 2017
Do any Liberals even remotely understand what is was like for Conservatives under Obama? Any? At all? https://t.co/ujTJlTKLbr
— Jodi 🍷🇺🇸 (@APLMom) September 18, 2017
Hell no they don't… everything was rainbows and unicorn farts while Obama was President!
— Slickery Trigger (@SlickeryTrigger) September 18, 2017
That was totally different because shut up. Also, Conservatives are not really human & hate is their only emotion. Also, shut up.
— Shelby Clark (@TheClarksTale) September 18, 2017
Being sincere: if you're letting Trump affect your health, it's lack of ability to handle stress. Dont rely on meds, work on mental strength https://t.co/IW7yGfy7jP
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) September 18, 2017
You're so brainwashed by your political cult that it's making you sick. Grow up, you're an adult, now stop looking for god in politics. https://t.co/Z7MfMUBRyk
— takashi yamamoto (@drunkenalpaca) September 18, 2017
If they keep this up, I'm gonna start liking Trump. https://t.co/qD4JQuPZbP
— Alan Smithee (@ActualFlatticus) September 18, 2017
This is possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever read, hard to believe than an adult would be this much of a whiny crybaby, sad! https://t.co/iMVYQMHhkp
— Dirtbag Politics (@DbagPolitics) September 18, 2017
This could very well be the column that re-elects him. https://t.co/QCivuFLZ0f
— JCBliss (@JCBliss) September 17, 2017
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WHOOMP, THERE it is -> Here is EVERYTHING wrong with America in just one tweet https://t.co/QQDRqkSAoz
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 18, 2017