We don’t know anything about Eric Pope except what we can glean from his Twitter biography: he’s from Montréal, we think he’s a dad, and he needs help. It started innocently with a tweet about Showtime’s revival of the classic show “Twin Peaks,” but anyone familiar with David Lynch’s work knows nothing’s as innocent as it seems.

Oh man. Tom Sizemore has acted in about 1,000 movies and TV shows, but even when he’s the good guy he’s scary as hell.

Pro tip: Don’t keep him waiting for an answer. Just explain the meaning of “jarring,” preferably in the most flattering way possible.

Please don’t kill Chris either.

Suck-up … that’s right, save yourself.

And that was the last that anyone ever heard from Eric Pope on Twitter.

… except for this tweet and any others that might follow.