Since Sen. Ted Cruz in January managed to claim total ownership of sports website Deadspin by posting the photo it requested of him (actually, his stand-in, Duke’s Grayson Allen) playing basketball, we thought we’d try to scoop the sports pros by posting this pic of Cruz trying on Kyle Busch’s 2015 NASCAR championship ring.
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) May 17, 2017
Since the basketball photo managed to trigger Deadspin’s writer and editor so badly, we’re anxious to see if any of Cruz’s staff wants to take another shot at the boss.
— M&M's (@192a3013f390476) May 17, 2017
— nathan middleton (@nathanjm000) May 17, 2017
— TG Harrison ???? (@ConcerndTim) May 17, 2017
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Twitter holds emergency intervention for Deadspin writer utterly owned by Ted Cruz: 'I didn't get owned' https://t.co/DpFyDVUSQi
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 25, 2017