As Twitchy reported Monday, Portland shut down a permitted May Day march through the city when anarchists crashed the party and began hurling rocks, lead balls, and — thanks to some inspiration from that since-pulled Kendall Jenner ad — cans of Pepsi. They also set fires in the street, broke store windows, and trashed a police car.

After the smoke cleared (literally), police released mug shots of some nearly two-dozen people arrested in the rioting.

No kidding. Somebody get these people some bandanas.

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