According to CBS News, the under-looked news story in an Instagram post by actress Amber Tamblyn (“Inside Amy Schumer,” “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”) was the unveiling of the name of her baby with husband David Cross … a “humble-brag” on Tamblyn’s part, seeing as Hillary Clinton helped leak the confidential info.

Thanks to Clinton, Tamblyn’s daughter will always know she was a source of great joy for her parents and not just another of those thousands of live births that resulted from the Great Planned Parenthood Defunding of 2017.

This complicates the nation’s family tree a bit, because even if you buy Chris Rock’s theory that being president and first lady made Barack and Michelle Obama “kind of like the mom and the dad of the country,” then how does losing the 2016 election make Hillary “grandmother to us all”?

Congrats on the baby, though. Feel free to click over to CBS News for answers to all your other questions, like:

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