Seeing as progressives don’t hesitate to blame white men for all that is bad in America and the world, it took some doing for Hillary Clinton supporters to pretend they were energized by her choice of running mate, Sen. Tim Kaine, whose trendy “dad bod” was complemented perfectly by his “normcore” lifestyle.
Instead, the United States will have Mike Pence as its next vice president, and critics can rest assured that Pence is as normcore as anyone. He and his family boarded a jet for Joint Base Andrews Monday afternoon, complete with pets in hand. Tagging along were cats Pickles and Oreo, and a rabbit named Marlon Bundo.
Excited to arrive this afternoon at our nation's capital. 11 days till we #MAGA! pic.twitter.com/wP6tmtozh8
— Mike Pence (@Mike_Pence) January 9, 2017
Don’t be modest: America is already greater again now that we all know there’s a rabbit named Marlon Bundo in D.C.
What I learned today – @mike_pence has a bunny name Marlon Bundo (!!!) and two cats named Pickle and Oreo. https://t.co/7SmqYLKVjO
— Jessica Denson (@Newsie2) January 10, 2017
OF COURSE Mike Pence has cats instead of dogs ???
— Richard Burke (@riichardburke) January 10, 2017
America couldn’t take four more years of that dog nonsense; real change in Washington has to be comprehensive to have a chance.
Right on a cat! Equal time for cats! @alishagallon @Esmeralda_Soria @OliverBaines @PaulCaprioglio @CattNip2 @RayAppletonKMJ @mike_pence https://t.co/omGaGh1802
— Brandau (@stevebrandau) January 9, 2017
Mike Pence family and pets have departed for D.C. On board: cats Oreo and Pickle and rabbit Marlon Bundo https://t.co/2pXlnflivE
— Greg Weaver (@BizWeaver) January 9, 2017
Thanks to @usairforce for a great flight to Washington, DC with Karen, Charlotte, Oreo, Pickle and our rabbit, Marlon Bundo. pic.twitter.com/zKzZYcI9OE
— Mike Pence (@Mike_Pence) January 9, 2017
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Word is that the Pence family has a pet snake that stayed behind with son Michael.
Pence's came to DC with cats Pickle & Oreo & bunny Marlon Bundo. Family snake Sapphira did not come. Press secy said "no snake on a plane!" pic.twitter.com/GqsArKBypL
— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) January 10, 2017
Guys, the Pence's are cat people. The cats' names are "Pickle" and "Oreo." https://t.co/tUSM9SDVT2
— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) January 9, 2017
I love the kitties and bunny glad you guys had a great trip can't wait until the 20th. Love from Kentucky ?
— Rch (@rchandler312) January 9, 2017
my daughter loves you even more because of the cats lol you may have moved ahead of Trump in her heart
— Rch (@rchandler312) January 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/chris_coletta/status/818574881134497793
Goddamn I hate pence…. But his cats have my heart ?
— Club Queen (@kyle_miller7) January 10, 2017
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