Alan Grayson not only kept his loved ones well out of Vice President Joe Biden’s lascivious reach during Tuesday’s swearing-in ceremonies; he also put in some extra time on his list of Donald Trump’s resolutions for the new year, which might continue indefinitely.

Grayson’s new comedic stylings aren’t that different from before, but they’ll do until he updates his Twitter bio with a list of bookings.

And No. 1 on the list of Donald Trump’s New Year’s resolutions …

Woo hoo!