It looks like George Takei and Touré both get their fake news from the same place, seeing as even the most unreliable news outlets caught on early Monday afternoon that there was no shooter at Ohio State University apart from the officer who shot and killed a man armed with a butcher knife.

Trump is pretty simple, all right, but so far, he’s managed to demonstrate an understanding of the difference between a gun and a knife. That’s more than some people have managed.

You’d think the people who were 100 percent certain Hillary Clinton was going to win the election in a landslide would lay off the predictions for a little while, but you’d be wrong.