It’s the gift no one asked for and yet everyone — even Planned Parenthood — insists on giving. It’s the guide to talking politics with your relatives over Thanksgiving dinner.

Last year, Hillary Clinton, the DNC, ThinkProgress, Vox, Josh Earnest and Alan Grayson offered tips for ruining the holiday, although an A for effort has to go to Moms Demand Action and its 2013 offering of printable placemats of firearms statistics to get families “Talking Turkey About Guns” while eating dinner.

Of course the New York Times couldn’t resist contributing something. Its handy list of election facts, brought to you by the same folks who on Election Day predicted Hillary Clinton had an 82 percent chance of winning, will give you all the information you need to rehash the worst day of every Democrat’s year. Was anything left out?

Here are some user-contributed guides to clip out and keep in a purse or wallet for quick reference.

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