The New York Times currently projects a greater than 95 percent chance that Donald Trump will win the presidency, so of course things are a little glum at Hillary Clinton’s party inside New York City’s Javits Center.

You think that’s bad? Check out the filing room, where the reporters are stuck writing up the night’s events.

“Hey, maybe we should put on Fight Song …” said the campaign intern who was never seen or heard from again.

The night wasn’t a complete downer.

Umm …