Thanks to Sean Davis of the Federalist for passing along this “dare you not to laugh” challenge, courtesy of the New York Times.
In a report on Hillary Clinton’s weekend campaign swing through Florida, which was marred by a quick downpour, Michael Barbaro found something beautiful — or, as Mollie Hemingway put it, “borderline NSFW.”
"Her arms thrust skyward, one after the other, in what starts to feel like a dance." I dare you to read that out loud without laughing. pic.twitter.com/vxJ4Wq1Nad
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 7, 2016
In case that last bit didn’t show up, here’s a selection from the piece:
Her arms thrust skyward, one after the other, in what starts to feel like a dance.
There’s an unfamiliar sense of abandon and joy.
The rain grows heavier. Her wet clothes turn a shade darker …
Annnd we’re out.
— justin robbins (@justinr10519174) November 8, 2016
— Political Review (@weh8hillary) November 7, 2016
@seanmdav I don't want her to have anything to do with thrusting.
— LonghornGopher (@longhorngopher) November 8, 2016
I'm just thankful the phrase "orgasmic ecstacy" didn't make the final cut. @seanmdav
— Jake R. (@jaker1419) November 7, 2016
@seanmdav What is even funnier is that in the video of the event she comes off as an unhinged loon screaming at people in the rain.
— Brian B (@acebb20) November 7, 2016
— sal (@tevet) November 8, 2016
@seanmdav Puttin' the "hag" in hagiography.
— Pvt. Server (@ChampionCapua) November 7, 2016
@seanmdav Journalists write love notes about Democrats and burn book entries about Republicans. Every year.
— Shane Styles (@shaner5000) November 7, 2016
— Evan (@evstok) November 7, 2016
— Just The Facts (@Fakten_und_Zahl) November 7, 2016