Until there’s a definitive study proving there’s no link between a vegan diet and whatever the hell is wrong with the people at PETA, everyone should keep eating meat just to be safe.

PETA has launched too many ridiculous campaigns to single out any one for comparison, but the organization keeps managing to outdo itself. In a new spot, women recount sexual assaults, but not their own; rather, they’re speaking on behalf of livestock that are artificially inseminated.

That really is terrible. Calves should only be made in the wild, and only when a daddy bull and a mommy heifer love each other very much.

Yeah, the premise sort of falls apart in less time than it takes to watch the spot.