Former presidential hopeful Rand Paul didn’t get far with his presidential campaign this time around, but he is going far — so far that he needs help picking out tunes to pass the time.

How can the public be sure this thing isn’t rigged?

Just what everyone needed — more divisive rhetoric from a politician. America is divided enough already, thanks.

How long before CNN runs a think piece on the likelihood of violence if Disturbed doesn’t get picked? Set those countdown clocks.

Fact-check: “Praying Mantis” is a great track. Followers are serving up plenty of good recommendations; let’s just hope the GOP’s voter suppression efforts don’t taint the outcome.