Anyone worried about Hillary Clinton being able to entice millennials into the voting booth next month needs to take a chill pill now that her other secret weapon, Al Gore, has been brought out of mothballs to hit the campaign trail.

It seems Elizabeth Warren, 67, and Bernie Sanders, 75, weren’t able to get the job done with their campaign sweeps, so the job has fallen to Gore, 68.

Wasn’t Lena Dunham supposed to have sewn up the youth vote months ago? Katy Perry? FREE COLLEGE? What’s wrong with kids these days?

We don’t remember the ’90s equivalent of “trolling,” but whatever it is, Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse is busy doing it.

Oh, he went there.

Straight up.


Step off, Senator. You do not want to go there.

Oh snap!